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I am a king ye aaj kal ke launde kya ukhad payenge mera

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Aray maine toilet paper maanga tha, ye JHMS ki script kyun le aaya?

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Main king hu aise andu pandu ki taraf dhyan nhi deta

Answer 1

Kyon be topi, yeh kya utha laya? Yeh sab kaun padhta hai? I'm the bloody biggest superstar of this industry aur yeh sab normal cheezein karunga mai? Ja jaakar kuch vfx, out of the box, never seen before la.

Answer 2

Ye Imtiaz ki script kisne accept ki? Next time aye to bolna I'm on vacation.

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Last time Imtiaz had presented the Europe trip itinerary as JHMS script, didn't he?

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Probably just a voicenote from his mom saying ke koi ghoomne waali picture banao.

Answer 3

I asked you to write a central hero character to me but you are asking me play a villain just bcoz my last few films were not hit ...
Get out!

Answer 4

Ab mere itne bure din aa gye ki Ranbir ki movie men cameo karna pade?

Answer 5

'na romance hai aur na hi vfx. chuti*** samjha hai kya?'

Answer 6

king after looking at the latest boi rankings

Answer 7

Yeh kya likh diya. Acchi script? Phaad ke fenkh de iss se pehle Aamir dekh le.

the person take script to Aamir

repeat.

Answer 8

yeh kya scene hai ? mein sirf Katrina ko kiss karta hoon , Kajol ko agar kiss karna hota toh pachis saal pehle hi kardeta .

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Lmaaoooooooooooooo

Answer 9

I don’t need this script.I need a script which was rejected by Aamir/Salman.Those rejected movies by Aamir and Salman are known as the best movies of my career(dare,baazigar,Karan arjun,swades,Chak de India).So inform me as soon as possible what they’re rejecting....

Answer 10

Abe Dholki Ke!!!Yeh Poori Picture ki Script Kyon Le Aaya.....

"Abhi to mujhe apne Fans ko thoda sa aur Jalaana Hain!!...Tarpaana Hain...Uksaana Hain!! Jhulsaana hain!! Chirana hain!! Behkana hain!!! Bharkana hain!!!"

Answer 11

is mein vfx kahan hain abay chaparganju?

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is script mein mera naam Rahul he nhn hai?

Answer 12

Abe I am king, ye faltu ki cheezo pe waqt barbad ni krte Munna ja Jake kuch royal cheez lke as..

Answer 13

Lead role wali script le aaya? ab se mai sirf cameo karunga

Answer 14

'bay....... meri kursi se uth

Answer 15

Why.... a mo...vie script? How on Earth can I make it a hit?
Don't you know my 3.6 b fans are only on media rediculing other fans and actors... more than half a decade?