I would leave watching movies if expressions were as flat as yours. I appreciate your guts. Nothing is good, nothing at all.
Baadshah bhai, acting ki dukan aapka nahin hai.
Have you ever watched a movie "The Room"?, The protagonist acted better than what you are doing here...
Apologies, but it's something that didn't have to come to internet. Hopefully, you will do it better or at least act next time...