My first ever review in this review threads since i joined this forum..!!
Normally i don't give reviews here, infact this is my first review here, because it was such a special occasion..!!
Yes, the occasion js so special that i actually wish that i would had watched an Arjun Kapoor movie instead of an SRK starrer, that's how special this movie is..!!
First of all i want to say - 30 minutes..?? That's how you decide to do a movie or not SRK..??
Secondly it's not a movie, it's a compilation of europe's few scenic locations plus few sex jokes stuffed in it, it's like Imtiaz ali fulfilling his dream of travelling to europe wile also taking few inspiration from another cult classic Befikre.
This movie should've instead been a documentary, a documentary about SRK's character guiding audience to various places in europe and giving info about them, a documentary movie made on this would've been way more entertaining then what we witnessed on screen, at least we would've got some knowledge
What we got instead is that the director took all the fun of travelling to europe and gave nothing in return as audience's view of europe was blocked by 2 characters who audience couldn't care about much because story didn't allowed to, and with songs popping out in middle out of nowhere, it completely ruins the europe journey audience deserved to witness instead of this turd of a movie.
Witness SRK in a new avatar doing all those things you never wanted to see him doing, like kissing girls onscreen on lips actually, trying to harras a girl even if it was for fun, going intimate.
Also witness the excitement of a chase sequence through streets of europes, sewers, and old buildings, feel the thrills of running for catching flight and hanging from boats, and feel the intensity of................... Oh, I've run out of words to write about this..!!
So SRK, please try to do better movies from next time or atleast do movies after reading or listening more then just 30 minutes of story
Imtiaz, buddy, stop making movies if you are so much in love with european and other locales then you have already earned money y making such money, please book a trip to europe and do whatever sightseeing you want to do but please have mercy on innocent audience who spends money on your movies.
At the end I'm just gonna say, this movie should not be called as JAB HARRY MET SEJAL, but this big 2.5 hours bore should be called..!!
JAB CRAPPINESS MET BOREDOM