Shivaay – Nonsense gets dragged, stretched and prolonged
Yes, you wait in the hope that it should end now, but no no no no, you are wrong every time. This eternal garbage movie keeps going on and on and on and on…………………..and on…………………….on………..still its on……………….hasn’t finished yet……………….a little bit more……………….almost there…………….climax……………..still climax…………ok just a little bit more and some emotional bullshit in the end………….airport drama…………..now it is almost end…..no no wait there is a little bit more to it……………and finally………………ah leave it, I am going out now.
Yes that’s true, The basic story is about a mountaineer, who will show all his skills in opening half an hour, like a crash course. But this mountaineer is lucky because suddenly he finds a girl from Bulgaria lending from nowhere on his jeep from the heaven of seven lords, while Shivaay was taking his two friends to the mountain, and by the horrible satanic grace they start to make fun of that gori mem, they do shayris about how beautiful she is and like the boredom of satan himself is present on the jeep, the gori mem reveals that she knows hindi, and in fact she goes on and speak in hindi. And then smiles cutely and then there are also some people who are with them (which you find out later when they set up a camp), yes in camp ajay starts to hit joints of ganga not caring about the girl and then unrealistically girl goes to ajay to ask some stupid questions to shivaay (by the way is girl ka chaddi pahen ke phul khila he wo bhi itni barf me). Shivaay successfully answers all the questions and that too with proof. Then on the morning they all head to do some mountaineering so that in the storm Shivvay can save them. Yes the storm hits same moment and Shivaay saves all of them but at last girl gets confused so Shivvay when trying to save her gets stuch with her between a trench. Shivaay some how manages to get stuff like night light with him. And other people who were with them and who actually got saved by shivaay decides to steer apart because who cares, they are saved. And then you will see some stupid slow mo romance, kisses etc and some song and because of that incident girl gets pregnant. Shivaay wants to have that child but the girl doesn’t want to have that baby because she has lots of responsibility “back in bulgaria”. After some emotional drama and two times throwing milk glass away, girl decides that ok, this man is not convincible so she agrees that she will deliver a baby and then she will give that baby to shivaay and she will go back to Bulgaria to fulfill her “other responsibilities”.
Baby is growing old now, learning mountaineering from master shivaaay and suddenly an earthquake hits so that girl finds out that her mom is alive and now she wants to visit Bulgaria to meet her mom. Again some emotional drama goes on and on and on and finally ajay arranges both of their visas and tickets within to time and they both heads to Bulgaria, where girl gets stuck in child trafficking. Will shivaay be able to save his girl? Or not. Torturer yourself to find out
Movie is said to be budgeted around 100 crores, frankly you will wonder where they have spent so much money. There is nothing extra ordinary in the movie. Action scenes are just okay and I don’t know where all the money went, it is a simple flat stretched same old garbage story movie.
Performances are just okay. Nothing to complaint there as no one gets to show their skills as all have such type of roles where nothing significant can be done.
Direction is so-so, film on the whole fails to entertain. It looks too lengthy and that gets you boring and leaves you exhausted by the time movie actually ends.
I am going with 0.5/5 for Shivaay. If you are too happy this festive season, then go and get yourself tortured in your nearest cinema hall.