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People not always mean what they say, sometimes what they say is just the opposite of what they actually feels.... well, that's why miscommunication happens all the time,,, especially in relationship, ,, now, here's i give you some clue about the true meaning behind the words that people say in relationships. .... WOMEN ' S Dictionary:~ 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you 'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you ' re in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You ' re very attentive tonight = is s●x all you ever think about? MEN ' S Dictionary:~ 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cle●vage! 5. I love you = let ' s have s●x now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have s●x? 7. May I have this dance? = I ' d like to have s●x with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I ' d like to have s●x with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I ' d like to have s●x with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I ' d like to have s●x with you 11. Those shoes don ' t go with that utfit = I ' m ***
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Lol......just epic stuff.....

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Though i've read it b4,its still funny,mainly the men part..i needed some funny stuff to lift my mood which has been terribly down all day.

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